The Best Christmas Ever!
November 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
While Blake Fieldsinthewinds is spending Christmas in jail, he's asked his beautiful bride to spend Christmas in rehab. It's no secret that Amy Wino is a straight-up mess. Blake has told his mother to get her help while he's in the clink.
Blake's mommy said, "He's already stopped taking drugs. He's missing Amy desperately and he wants her to get help. He has told her she needs to go into rehab. This is a woman with enormous talent and a lovely personality and she needs urgent help."
Christmas in the clink and Christimas in the tank! How utterly rommantic. It puts me in the holiday mood. Nothing says "joy to the world" like shivering from heroin detox.
Please, Blake Fieldsorwhatever is totally doing drugs in the slammer. It isn't hard. You just trade your ass for bumps!
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