Laugh Of The Day!

November 25, 2007 / Posted by:
This is just too ridiculous for words. The News of the World claims Brit Brit Spears is adopting Chinese twins. Cue the gong! This joke just went sour. She is apparently working with an adoption agency and finalizing the adoption. The twins are said to be 6-years-old and Britney is hoping they will feel the hole left in her heart from losing her boys to KFed.
And the jokes keep coming! The News of the World also reports that she's afraid she's going to die soon, so she's spending $50,000 to plan her funeral now.
A source said, "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25!"
$50,000?! What a cheap ass. Well, I guess that can buy a lot of Frito pie and Possum stew.
If Britney adopts Chinese twins, I will seriously eat my own toe nails on camera. I'll even add some jam in there. China is probably pulling a fast one on her and is giving her two Chinese REAL DOLLS and she's gonna fall for it. "Mah new Chyneeese babies! All tha luv I need 4 eva!"
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