November 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Joe Francis is much more annoying in jail than out of jail. I thought prisoners could only get like an hour a day to talk? Why the hell is Joe allowed to whine so much. This time Joe is bitching and moaning to Page Six about how he's afraid he's going to be killed in prison. We should be so lucky.
The Girls Gone Wild douche is comparing himself to a 14-year-old Florida kid that was killed by guards in 2006 while being restrained. Joe is currently in Nevada, but must be returned to Florida to face charges for using minors in sexual performance after he videotaped a 17-year-old girl for Girls Gone Wild.
He said, "These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . . I think I would have been dead or I'd be drooling in a cup." He said the guards in Florida wouldn't let him eat or go to the bathroom and put him in ankle shackles which made him bleed.
"They'd put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, 'Oh, I guess Joe wasn't hungry today.' "
He also said he was tortured in an Oklahoma prison. Guards there threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48-hours without a blanket. That's punishment? It seems it would be more painful to the person that has to watch him while he's naked on the chair.
Blah…whine…blah…whine! Somebody shove a dick in his mouth! That's not hard since he's in jail. What he needs is a good old-fashioned train ran up on him. It'll loosen him up, so he won't be so effin stressed out.