The Wino Killed My Hamster!

 

Some dude named Peter Pepper of the band Palladium thinks Amy Wino killed his hamster, Georgie Porgie, with crack! He told the Mirror that Amy was over his girlfriend's house and he brought Georgie out to play. Georgie bit Peter and ran off during their playtime. Amy said she was good with hamsters and would find Georgie for him while he went to patch up his finger.

 

When he got back, Amy said Georgie was asleep in her cage. He said a few hours later he checked up on her and she was dead! The hammy not the Wino. Peter thinks it was crack!

 

He said he's never accused Amy to her face, but he knows she did it.

 

He said, "That day last year was quite traumatic. Not only did I have to deal with a dead hamster, but for some reason Amy had also managed to unplug the freezer and flooded the whole kitchen and utility room. She can be a bit mental sometimes."

 

Peter Piper and Georgie Progie? Are they related to Mother Goose?

 

So…that's who taught Pete Doherty how to get his kitty high! The Wino is to blame.

 

It's not entirely Wino's fault. I hear hamsters LOVE crack. Ask Richard Gere. Oh, that was gerbils. Same thing!

 

Here's some pictures of Winoloonies outside a London courthouse today where Amy arrived to support her husband. Her hubby found out he won't be out of jail before Christmastimes. He was denied bail and is awaiting a hearing on January 18th. Sucks to be him! Winoloonies are much more creative than Britaloonies!