The Crazy Just Doesn’t Stop

November 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Heather Mills' crazy ass publicist is at it again! Michele Elyzabeth…wait, can I just call her Michelle Elizabeth? That "Y" KILLS me. It really hurts and offends me. Anyway, Michele has told Page Six they will cut off anybody that says bad things about Heather. Well, let me just make this easy Michele. Heather is a CRAZY-ASS-ONE-LEGGED-GOLD-DIGGING-WHORE! Consider me cut off! That was easy.
Michele said, "Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."
She said CBS is out, Inside Edition is out, The Daily Mail and the Mirror are also out. I'm sure they are beside themselves with pain.
Michele also said Heather was joking about the rats, "She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much. She told me, 'You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.' "
Michele is just as nuts! Michele please take your meds and take it with a big, glass of WHOLE milk.
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