Nicole Richie Must Be Bored
November 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Richie is knocked up, so maybe the hormones are effing with her brains. Nicole has reportedly agreed to help promote a product that saves lamp posts from dog piss. The product is from Swedish inventor, Lennart Jarlerbro, and is being called the dog urinal.
Nicole said, "This invention is just so clever. It's a cute rubber cup attached to the post and a hose that pipes urine into the gutter."
The inventor said, "The average lamppost has a lifespan of 30 years but my invention could add a further 15 years."
It's nice that someone out there is thinking about our lamp posts! As a dog owner, it's bad enough having to bend over and pick up dog shit while everyone stares at you! The worse is when they get the runs and you have to wipe that nastiness….ok I'll stop. Now I can only imagine having to add a stupid ass rubber bowl to the post.
Nicole, please don't quit your day job. Wait, what day job?
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