November 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
This Turkey is expected to spend Thanksgiving in China. Paris Hilton is currently in Shanghai for some MTV event. Can she just stay there? While she's there we need to pass some law that skanks can't enter the country anymore. Wait, I'm going out of the country. Screw that. We'll come up with something else.
I'm pretty sure the crabs are dressing her now. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why she's wearing this. Crabs like bright colors.
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