The Subject Was Roses

November 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Bill Nye the Science Guy is such a hot beast in bed that he drives women to do crazy things! Bill has taken a restraining order against Blair Tindall. The two used to be involved in the romantic sense.
Bill claims that Blair snuck into his garden at 11:30pm on Labor Day dressed all in black to pour weed killer on his garden. He said he called her name, but she took off like a thief in the night!
Blair dropped some of the poison while she was running away. Bill said it was some sort of toxic poison that she was using to cover his garden in. Bill eats produce from that garden. He said she could've squirted him in the eyes with that stuff if he got closer to her.
Blair regrets the whole thing and said it was a "foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment."  She said she did it, because of the emotional pain Bill had caused her. They were engaged after only 3-months of meeting. They got married soon after, but quickly found out their marriage license was invalid. That's when Bill dumped her ass leaving her "heartbroken."
Who knew Bill was such a heartbreaker! Those nerds are so weird. Dressing up like a nerdy ninja to poison his veggie garden? Blair! Have some dignity! 
Call him 80 times a day, stalk him at the bar, send him dog poop in the mail, cause a scene at his job… know, normal stuff! Jeez Blair!
Source: The Smoking Gun
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