November 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Sienna Miller will play that hot bitch The Baroness in the big-screen version of G.I. Joe. The Baroness is described as a raven-haired sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage. Sienna Miller is described as a dishwater blonde skilled in being a straight-up HO!
The movie will be directed by Stephen Somers for a February start and an August 2009 release.
The story is set in…oh who cares! That shit is going to suck! Wake me when they make a big-screen version of "My Little Pony" starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Sheryl Crow, Heather Mills and Haylie Duff.
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