Fabio Is So Effin Classy

November 16, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Ever since Fabio got a little more fame for that George Clooney spat, he just won't let go. Fabio spoke to OK! Magazine about the whole ordeal. Such a drama queen. Save it for your romance novels.
 
“I was doing a charity for the 11-99 Foundation, which benefits the widows and children of officers killed in the line of duty." Saint Fabio!
 
He goes on to say that a drunk Clooney started insulting a woman at his table and flipping them off. He said he got up and told Clooney what's what and Clooney "got a little scared." I don't blame him. Fabio is such a macho man. He's about as macho as a pair of pink, fuzzy dice. 
 
And he goes on, “He has no class. You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”
 
When I read Fabio's quotes I totally read it in his Italian accent. It kind of turns me on that way. If Clooney's not half a man then Fabio is a full donkey. That didn't make any fucking sense, but you get it.
 
 
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