A while ago a girlfriend asked me what should she do to catch her man cheating. She told me she knows that he’s doing other girls, but thinks he’s become a master at hiding it. My advice to her was to smell his dick as soon as he came home. I told her as soon as that bitch walks through the door, you pull his pants down and you smell that shit. If it smells too clean it means he just showered after doing another girl. If he smells like vagina or dirty jizz….well then you know too.
Someone named Riskay (hottest name EVER) put that shit into a song. A girl after my own heart. “Smell Yo Dick” is my new ringtone. I better see this shit win Record of the Year at the Grammys.
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