Santa Claus Is A Misogynist!

November 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Christmas is ruined! In Sydney, Australia anyway.
 
In Sydney, Santa Claus was told that he isn't allowed to use the phrase "HO HO HO" anymore. Recruitment firms have told Santa to say "HA HA HA" insteads, because "HO HO HO" is offensive to women. 
 
One recruitment first said that they didn't ban the phrase and that it's up to Santa.
 
Fuck that shit! Santey Claus should say "CUNT CUNT CUNT" just to spite them!
 
Most kids don't know what the hell "HO" means, unless their mom or dad is one, then they should be used to hearing it.  
 
Wait…Santey works for a temp agency? I'm confused. I thought he was self-employed? Wait…are you telling me Santey is not real? WHAT?! Shit, I gotta run to the post box and fish out my letter to the North Pole before some postal worker gets a laugh out of the 12-inch dildo I have on my list.
 
HO HO HO!
 
Thanks Beth
 
 
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