November 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Britney Spears' false drug positive came from some kind of amphetamine. Over the past couple of days there's been several rumors as to what was found. Everything from diet pills to her inhaler to meth. My guess was Adderall and I might be right! What do I win? Cheeto pie?
TMZ reports that Brit might argue in court tomorrow that her ADD medication might have triggered the false positive. Oh and in Brit's case ADD does not stand for A Dumb Dookie. It stands for Atttention Deficit Disorder.
Also in court tomorrow KFed's shark lawyers is expected to push the judge to ban Brit from driving with the tots in the car.
Why do all crackheads claim they have ADD? They don't have ADD! They have meth addiction. Quit the meth and watch the "ADD" disappear. Imagine that.
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