November 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Amy Wino visited her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil (I actually spelled it right!), in the joint yesterday and found her hair in someone else's hands.
The guards at London's Pentonville Prison made Wino undo her beehive, so that they could search inside. They also made Wino run her fingers through her mop to make sure she wasn't hiding anything inside.
The person that went into Wino's hive is one brave soul. I hope he took a few German Shepherds, a Lunchables and a flare gun just in case he didn't make it out.
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