Sucked Out?

November 14, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Britney Spears hasn't been photographed for almost 4 or 5 days now. This must be a record! There may be a reason for that. The Daily Mail reports that Brit Brit had lipo in Las Vegas over the weekend. They also claim she had lipo last April. Those surgeons probably sucked out gallons and gallons of Frappuccinos. They probably send it back to Starbucks to reuse, so that Brit can get some kind of credit. 
 
Let's hope that bitch didn't go to Dr. Jan Adams
 
It's also been claimed that Brit is seeing two psychologists hired by her mother. She needs two, because one of them probably goes nuts listening to Brit and her made-up talk. The other psychologist is needed to counsel Brit's psychologist. 
 
AND there's more. Brit and KFed's lawyers will be in court on Friday regarding the tape of her running a red light with her kids in the back. Brit's lawyer said, "She was distracted. This was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part." 
 
That excuse can also be used to explain her entire life.
 
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