One Big Blob Of Grease

November 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis aka Greasy Bear went to the Frederic Fekkai salon this past weekend for a little hair trim. This bitch was so greasy and oily that the shampoo person had to wear gloves while washing his hair. The hairstylist also wore rubber gloves to deal with his oil mop.
A source told Page Six, "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice."
Maybe that fat fuck is trying to lose weight and taking that Alli crap? Everyone tells me Alli makes you shit pizza grease. Since Fat Elvis is full of shit it makes sense that his pores are oozing that oil shit grease. Sexy.
Hey, at least you don't need lube when he sticks it in the poop shoot.  
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