Nobody’s Home

November 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino's parents called the fuzz and an ambulance after they lost contact with their daughter last night. Their daughter's mental state has them worried, because her hubby's in the slammer.
The ambulance showed up to her Camden home, but Wino wasn't there. She showed up a couple of hours later. Damn! Can't a girl shoot up some heroin and drink a few dozen pints in peace?!
Amy is due to begin a month-long UK tour tonight, but friends say she's standing by her man.
A source said, "Her father Mitch is keeping an eye on her as she is so vulnerable at the moment and is known for self-harming so there are concerns for her wellbeing. Her friends and family are worried she might do herself some harm."
Hopefully the judge throws the book at Blake Trackandfields, so Wino can be rid of his ass. I mean…he has no money, he's in the slammer, he has jacked up teeth and you just know the dick isn't good! What the hell is he offering her? Heroin? Yeah, that. 
Source: Daily Mail
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