Don’t Leave Me!!!!!!

November 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Halle Berry is reportedly devastated that her hot ass sperm donor, Gabriel Aubry, is planning to live in NYC full-time. Halle wants to raise her kid in Los Angeles, but Gabriel doesn't give a fuck! He told Halle he needs to stay in NYC for his modeling career. Doesn't this bitch know his new career is being Mr. Halle Berry?
"She's been shocked by the news. Halle had always assumed Gabriel would move to the west coast so they could live together as one happy family. If Gabriel stays in New York, it'll mean long separations. She knows their relationship won't survive and has been begging him to change his mind." 
Eff him Halle! You got the hot genes, now move on. Halle always picks the losers.
Hell, I'll be Mr. Halle Berry. Best job ever! Sit around, watch Oprah, say hi to the kid, tell Halle you're leaving her, watch her cry, console her, go shopping with her credit card.
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