Heidi Klum is on The Ellen Degeneres Show today where she told Ellen that Brit Brit Spears taught her a lot of things about diapers. Heidi and Brit had a little chat at Heidi's Halloween party.
reports Heidi said, "We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea."
"It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things."
How effin dumb can you be? That conversation sounds like an ox trying to discuss the works of Dostoevsky with a hammer.
I've never changed a baby in my life and even I know what those sticky things are. Well, probably because I've been asked to wear a diaper a few times in bed. JOKING! Ok not really, but just pretend I am.
Brit probably talked to her in that Nell language the entire time. "Mah diapapap sticky icky bubbies bubby funn Heeee diiiiii." Dumb Heidi probably knows what the hell she's saying.
Heidi had to have been joking.
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