Blame The Inhaler

November 13, 2007 / Posted by:
And we're off!
KFed's shark of a lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is reportedly going to show the TMZ tape of her running the red light in court tomorrow and he's also expected to press the issue of Brit Brit's false positive drug test. 
The rumor is that the false positive is from the Provigil Brit takes for her retardation narcolepsy. TMZ is now hearing she's going to blame her inhaler which she uses for her asthma. Blame!
Apparently some kind of amphetamine showed up in her test.
I say it's Adderall! You know that bitch is popping that shit like candy. She looks like the Adderall type. The type to pop that crap with a Long Island Iced Tea.
Since when does this girl have asthma? It's not called asthma it's called being a smoker!
There were also rumors a few months ago that she was using the inhaler to lose weight. Yeah, looks like that worked.
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