November 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Almost a midget alert! It's little David Faustino and his girlfriend leaving the Newsroom in Hollywood last night. She's probably like 5'4".
Back in the day I totally had a crush on David Faustino. I don't know why? Short dudes are always hard to sex up when you're tall. You either have to ride that shit like a little pony or take it boring style aka missionary. The only way they can hit it from behind is if you get on all fours and they stand on the mattress. Skills.
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