This One Had A Baby

November 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Elisabeth Hasselcrack gave birth to a baby boy in Arizona yesterday morning reports ABC News . Hasselcrack is in Arizona, because her husband is a quarterback there for some football team.  
The little bundle of joy weighed 7lbs and 15 ounces.
Tim Hasselcrack said, "Elisabeth and I are happy to announce the arrival of our son and we're thrill he arrived safely. Both mom and son are happy and healthy."
Elisabeth will wait until Monday to reveal the name of her baby. She will call into "The View" and let everyone know. Egotistical bitch! Like anyone cares. It's probably a boring name like Brian or Michael. Yes, Michael is a boring ass name and I should change mine or spell it differently at least. Like Mikael, Mykel or something.
Anyway, congrats to Hasselcrack! She better not get too comfortable, because you just know her baby is going to start hating her strict ass any minute.
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