November 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday, I posted some story on 73-year-old Velma Brown. She was James Brown's first wife and she filed papers in court claiming they were never divorced. She wanted some of that James Brown money!
Well, little old Velma must have forgotten she divorced James in 1969. The New York Times has the signed divorce papers. 
Tomi Rae Hynie, James' fourth and last wife, is said to be grateful that there's proof of the divorce. If there wasn't proof, her marriage would've been bunk.
Well, that's that!
Oh Velma! Go eat some Werther's Originals, watch some Murder She Wrote and enjoy your life. Leave that other business to Tomi Hynie. That crazy bitch can handle it.
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