Police Sting At Wino Manor

November 8, 2007 / Posted by:
The police arrived at Amy Wino's house in Camden this evening to conduct some sort of investigation. They would only say, "We can confirm there is police activity as part of an ongoing police operation."
Wino left her home early in the morning and her husband left in the afternoon. The police went into her home with recording equipment.
Wino's spokeswhore said, "The only thing I can tell you is that it has nothing to do with drugs and that Amy is fine and she has not been charged or arrested."
Hmmm…if it's not drugs, what the hell could it be? The first thing I thought was that it was a meth lab! Her daddy was trying to take her money away, so she had to get her shit somewhere. Cook it up! If they really want to find something they should search her beehive. 
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