"They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," Montana said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.
"The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"
Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.
"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report.
He's currently in jail on $1,000 bond.
Please! The real reason he was arrested was for showing that fugly face in public. Indecent exposure!
DUI for Mickey stands for Damn Ugly Intheface. Stop! I couldn't think of anything that begins with an I!