On A Baby Blue Vespa

November 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Mickey Rourke was busted for DUI in Miami this morning. He was riding a baby blue Vespa.
Mickey and a chick got on his scooter after partying at Mansion. Mickey made a u-turn, cutting off a cop. 
The Palm Beach Post reports:
"They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter," Montana said. "They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.

"The cop says to him: 'You swerved right in front of me.' And Mickey answered: 'No, no, dude, I'm all right.'"

Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.

"I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much," Rourke said, according to the report.

He's currently in jail on $1,000 bond.  

Please! The real reason he was arrested was for showing that fugly face in public. Indecent exposure! 

DUI for Mickey stands for Damn Ugly Intheface. Stop! I couldn't think of anything that begins with an I!




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