November 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Last night JLo finally admitted what everyone has known for a long ass time. She doesn't have talent! No! She confessed she's knocked up. Yawn.
JLo and Skeletor made the announcement at the final performance of their tour in Miami.
She told the audience, "Marc and I are expecting a baby!" Everyone sort of yawned and some people fell asleep. No, people cheered and blah..blah. JLo said she didn't want to take anything away from their tour and that's why she didn't announce it sooner.
She went on to say, "Now we will go away for awhile."
She didn't say when the baby was due or how many babies she's having. The rumor is that she's having twins. A boy and a girl.
Congrats JLo! May your ass and chi-chis get to be the size of your ego!
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