Let’s Run Over Some Paps!
November 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
This is pretty sad. I'm actually excited that Brit Brit got a new car, because I was sick of looking at her old, beat up, dirty one. I was even more sick of seeing those baby shoes and plastic pumpkins on the dashboard. I do need help. Oh, but this new one will be dented, filthy and broke down by this afternoon. Trust this.
BS test drove a few new cars yesterday and thankfully skipped the G-500 for a SL65 V-12. That way when she runs over some toes she can make a quicker getaway.
Oh lord won't you buy Britney a clue? She already has a Mercedes-Benz.
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