Forgive Me Father For I Am Crazy

November 8, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What in Conan Christopher O'Brien is going on? Catholic priest, Father David Ajemian, from Boston was arrested last night for stalking Conan O'Brien. Father Crazy tried to attend a taping last night, but was busted by the fuzz. He's currently being held and awaiting a psychiatric examination. Call the shrink and tell him not to bother. I can give you the results for free. BITCH IS NUTS! That's my final diagnosis.
 
Father Crazy has been sending Conan threatening letters to his home and TV studio for about a year.  
 
The New York Times reports what some of his letters said:
 

Feb. 20 letter said: “I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time, pal. I want a public confession before I even consider giving you absolution.”

An April 26 letter, signed Padre, said, “I am not Seung Cho,” apparently alluding to the gunman at Virginia Tech. The letter continued: “Even if I did once look out on that dark and dreaded doorway on West 72 Street, remember Frank Costello once dodged a bullet in your building, and so can you.” The gangster Frank Costello was shot and wounded in the lobby of the Majestic on West 72nd Street in 1957.

Father Crazy was an Episcopalian who turned to the Catholic religion after watching "La Dolce Vita." They really will let anybody be a Catholic priest. They really will.

Oh and Father Crazy. I just talked to God and he said he's much more of a Leno fan. You effed up big time.  

Thanks Emily

 

 

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