November 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tom Cruise's mommy, Mary Lee South, fascinates me. She looks like one of those women that makes pies and baked goods during tragedy while everyone is crying and shit. You know, the kind that smiles when the world is crumbling around her. A politcian's wife! I guess you would have to be like that to be around Tommy Girl all the time. Her eyes have seen shit her mouth will never tell. Hmm…is she a Scientologist? I couldn't find any info on that.
She has some long ass teefs though! I blame it on the lies she probably has to tell for Tommy Girl. The more she lies, the longer her teefs get. Toothnochio!
Here's Mary with TomKat at last night's Moving Image Salute to Tommy Girl in NYC.
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