4 Gross Words: Spencer Pratt Sex Tape

November 7, 2007 / Posted by:
Get your dirty ginas out! There's a douche in our midst. The National Enquirer claims Spencer Pratt is out peddling a sex tape he made in Brazil. He reportedly made it with friends before he was with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell it and then make it look like it was stolen and leaked without his knowledge.
Spencer shoots down this rumor and told UsWeekly , “I was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. However, I did go to Brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary.”
A source also tells UsWeekly that a Spencer Pratt sex tape would be worth a lot. This "source" said, “Initial licensing could be upward of a million dollars. He could turn it into a money-making machine.”
PLEASE! Millions of dollars?! Let me guess, this "source's" name sounds like Denser Rat. I'm so sure. I'd rather see two obese possums suck on a tomato soup can than see a sex tape featuring his ugly ass. Seriously, I just pictured two possums sucking on a tomato soup when I read that article about Spencer's sex tape. Hmmm….
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