Agent Annoying
November 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Agent Provocateur have chosen Lily Allen as the new face and body of their latest ad campaign. Maggie Gyllenhaal was the last celebrity to star in a campaign and we all know how that turned out. Lily reportedly snagged a six-figure deal.
A source said, "The owners of Agent Provocateur, Joe Corre and Serena Rees, are delighted. They feel her natural look will appeal to a lot of women. She's in amazing shape since she lost the weight, and the pictures of her are absolutely incredible."
22-year-old Lily recently said she lost a lot of weight from hypnotism. Being hypnotized forced her to go into the gym. What a load of crap. More like she was hypnotized by the surgery light over her as the fat was sucked out of her. Let's be real.
Why must AP continue to hire the most annoying women ever! Who's next? Keira Knightley?
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