Still In Negotiations

November 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
First things first! Doesn't that picture above look like they are attached at the head. Siamese TomKat twins. That's my nightmare come true!
 
So….TomKat's rep deny the rumors that Katie is knocked up. They probably haven't finalized that contract yet. Bitches were gossiping that Katie was pregnant after she had a little bump in her dress at the premiere of Tommy Girl's movie the other night.
 
Their spokeswhore told UsWeekly , "She is not pregnant." 
 
In other Katie news, bitch is running the New York Marathon this Sunday. OK! reported that Katie has been training for months in Beverly Hills. I still say bitch was training for her final escape from Tommy Girl ala "Sleeping with the Enemy." Maybe she was training for some marathon after all. Boring! 
 
TG will apparently be on hand to cheer Katie along. I hope he wears a hot cheerleading outfit with pom poms and everything. You know he has a few in his closet.
 
 
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