November 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
AOL's The Cooler put together a list of the 11 Most Unsexiest Men in response to Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women list. Maxim named Sarah Jessica Parker as the least sexy with Amy Wino, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears following her. That list was bunk ass! Where was Ann Coulter? Star Jones? Rosie O'Donnell? I mean SJP isn't my favorite, but you can't call her unsexy.
So….here's AOL's list and I must say that I disagree with 90% of their choices. And get this shit. They named Pete Doherty as the least sexiest man. WTF?! You can call Pete a lot of things, but unsexy is not one of them. That man made was made for sex. Actually, made for crack, but sex is second. So, here's the list with my response and replacement option!
11: Ben Stiller – WRONG! Replace with John Cusack
10. Eric Dane – SERIOUSLY WRONG! Replace with Zach Braff
9. Ryan Phillipe – WTF!!!! WRONG! Replace with Carrot Top
9 (tied). Josh Hartnett – WRONG AGAIN! Replace with Vince Vaughn
8. Pete Wentz – FINALLY I AGREE!!!
7. James Blunt – AGREED!
6. Kevin Connolly – WHO?! Replace with Fred Durst
5. Howard Stern – WRONG! Replace with Bill Maher
4. Simon Cowell – WRONG! Replace with Michael Jackson
3. Wilmer Valderrama WRONG! Replace with Rumer Willis
2. Brandon Davis – AGREED!
1. Pete Doherty – WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Replace with Clay Aiken
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