So Demure

November 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan sure cleans up when she has to. I almost didn't recognize her without her bits hanging out. Jordan held a signing for her new children's book "Perfect Ponies" today. Perfect pony sounds like something Jordan would call her hooha, but no it's a children's book. 
She also signed copies of her novel "Crystal" about a whore making it in the music world. Great! Sign a book about a whore with a book about perfect ponies.  
Oh and I refuse to call her Katie Price, so stop telling me! That bitch's name is Jordan. Jordan forever!  
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