November 2, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
When Oprah opened her all-girls school in South Africa in January parents were pissed at the strict rules. Students were only allowed to use cell phones on the weekends. They could only e-mail their families on the weekends as well.
Following child abuse allegations at the school, Oprah has given each student their own cell phone and told them they can call her whenever they want for any reason.
Police have also arrested an employee of the school on charges of sexual child abuse.
So these girls had a yoga center, but couldn't call their families. They should all have slumber parties every night and crank Oprah. Better yet, bitch is always on a diet so they should order 10 extra large pizzas to be delivered to her house.