Pucker Up!

November 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Lindsay Lohan, you are one step closer to becoming America's Next Used Up Pornstar. She already has the horrendous fake tan, nasty blonde hair and now she has the pussy lips to match! All she's missing is the gigantic fake titties, but I'm sure that's just around the corner. Girl is looking BEAT!
 
Oh and I almost forgot! She also has the douche boyfriend. Lohan and Riley Giles are officially the new Brit & KFed.  
 
And stop sexing me up with your eyes Lohan! I don't like you like that and I'm not a lesbian! 
 
 
Wenn
 
 
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