Our Boy Pete!
November 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Pete Doherty was all smiles at the MTV Europe Awards held in Frankfurt Munich on Thursday. Dreamboat was there with his band, Babyshambles. Petey recently split up with his girlfriend. I already forget the slag's name. I am going to choose to not believe the rumors that he's trying to date Courtney Love.
Dating Courtney would eff up his sobreity. If you suck on Courtney, it's like sucking on one big crack pipe. Now that I mention it, sucking on Pete would be like sucking on one big crack pipe too. I knew there was a reason why I was so hot for him.
What's with that necklace? Hmmm…..crack necklace! You melt it down and then smoke it up.
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