November 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Britney Spears might be pregnant with Mario Lopez's baby and have a coke problem. Who needs soaps when you have this wreck!
Life&Style reports that friends of BS have grown concerned, because she stopped taking her Depo-Provera shot and doesn't take her birth control pills all the time. She apparently complained the DP shot was making her fat, so she switched to the pill. A source said that " she’s constantly forgetting where she put them and to take them. She seems to find it amusing — she laughs at how scattered she is.”
Friends say she's always effing around with dudes. They think she might have slept with Sam Lufti and JR Rotem. “When her friends ask if she’s being safe, Britney says it’s just casual sex. She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant.”
Our drama has a new character! That hot bitch Mario Lopez told Extra that he did not get Britney pregnant. WTF?! I guess there was a rumor that Mario slept with Britney. He said, “My name has been linked to a few headlines of late. This particular headline with Britney and the baby… it is laughable.”
He can say that again and just for the record, I'm not the baby's father either.
Now InTouch reports Brit is still doing coke even though she's apparently passed several drug tests. A witness claims that at a party at Brit's house on October 19th, he saw a dude "do a line of coke off her chest." This was the night BS lost custody of her sons.
Britney is so Scarface. More like Fugface. Besides I doubt it was coke. It was probably dried up Frappuccino.