David Beckham Is My Soulmate

November 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Posh Beckham spoke to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM the other day and told him about David's excessive OCD. David Beckham has said before that he suffers from the disorder. He previously said he constantly counts his clothes, straightens the magazines and buys exactly 20 packets of Super Noodles everytime they go to the grocery store.
 
Posh told Ryan, "David vacuums in straight lines. And if anyone walks on the carpet he gets upset. He's very tidy, and I am not. Even our fridge is color coded."
 
That's not OCD, that's normal! I do the same shit that's why David should dump her and come to me. Together we can spend hours scrubbing the floors, color coding our closets and organizing the magazines in order of size and thickness. Sexy.
 
I understand you David and she doesn't!
 
That being said, don't they have people to do that shit? He probably comes in and does it right. I know David, I know.
 
 
 
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