What’s Toothpaste Got To Do With It?

October 31, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Gay scandals involving Republican politicians never get old.
 
Republican State Rep. Richard Curtis confessed to police that he had gay sex with hooker, Cody Castagna. Richie first went to the police claiming Cody was trying to blackmail him for $1,000. He denied ever having sex with him. Well, he CAME clean and the police report was leaked. Damn, that was a sexy sentence.
 
The two first met at a Spokane, WA porn store. It all seems normal, oh but it isn't! Richie took Cody back to his hotel room and gave him $100, but told him he was not paying for sex. Cody did Richie in the butt.
 
When Cody was interviewed by the coppers he said that Richie was a "freak" and liked to wear women's clothes. Cody said Richie actually wore red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top to the sex tore underneath his normal clothes. Red stockings with black lingerie?! TACKY! That's a pet peeve of mine. Match your stockings! Damn!
 
The police report also claims Richie wanted to perform bareback butt sex on Cody.
 
After all of the grodiness went down Cody saw Richie's legislative ID in his wallet. Richie claims Cody then threatened to tell his wife if he didn't give him $1,000. Richie refused and instead went to the cops. SMART! It got out anyway. So he went to the police and gave a detailed account. Too much information.
 
Cody denies he ever did doody sex with Richie. How confusing!
That's not even the kicker. The kicker is what the detective later told Richie. Ya see, Richie wanted to keep all of this quiet.
 
Detective Tim Madsen told him, "the toothpaste was already out of the tube. Curtis told me he was just trying to put the cap back on the tube!"
What's toothpaste got to do with it?!
 
UPDATE – Bitch resigned today. He apologized and blah…blah…blah. Now his days are free to buy up all the sexy lingerie he wants! Just make sure your panties match your stockings. Please Richie! Please!  
 
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Thanks David
 
 
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