A Whore Matey!

 

Picture this! You're eating a Mars bar at your afternoon job at the local porn shack in Toronto. You're trying to cover your nose to shield from the stench of dried up cum and who should walk in? Paris Hilton! You think to yourself "speaking of dried up cum!"

 

Paris Hilton comes in "disgused" in a skull costume complete with skull mask. She's never looked more gorgeous. Paris screams at you about posting posters from her best work to date "One Night In Paris."

 

This really happened. Paris' skanky ass started screaming at the employees of a porn store in Toronto on Wednesday afternoon about advertising her porn flick.

 

Paris yelled at them in her "serious" voice (not the creepy baby voice), "You guys can't use my image in a porn store. I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the fuck out of this place." She started tearing the posters down and telling them to take everything out or she's going to "call the fucking cops."

 

After she left, a man described as her manager came in and threatened the store to keep quiet or they will have a lawsuit on their hands.

 

The owners of the stores allowed CTV to watch the surveillance video. It hasn't been released, because the store is currently in talks to sell the tape for about $50,000. CTV did record the audio and you can listen to it here . I recognize that jizz-throat voice anywhere!

 

Paris is on a one-woman mission to clean up her act. Good luck with that. 

 

Above is Paris looking oh-so-classy at a Halloween party yesterday. 

 

Image: Pacific Coast News