The TV Event Of The Century Is Coming Soon!

 

White Oprah will start shooting her reality show for E! on October 30th reports People . The show will follow White Oprah as she bullshits her way through life. W.O. will also be executive producer. Ali and Lindsay are expected to make cameos from time to time, but White Oprah is the star and nobody's taking that away from her!

 

Listen to the crap she said, "There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight. It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”

 

This dumb bitch! I'm telling you! Here statements are legendary, but too bad they are written by her ass lips! She has no idea what the hell she's talking about.

 

"It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show [”my son”] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city."

 

Business meetings? Is that what they call picking up drugs nowadays. This woman is a maniac and that's why I can't wait for this show. Role model to working women everywhere?! Don't you actually have to work in order to be a role model to working women?