Shauna Sand Is Such A Natural Beauty
October 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Shauna Sand is such an exquisite creature with such sophisticated taste. She is a true lady from top to bottom. Her skin is like crushed pearls. Her mouth is like a bowl of fresh strawberries. Her breasts are like two luscious grapefruits. Her hair is like woven gold. She only wears the finest of garments.
Oh! Who am I fooling? She looks like the phrase "20 for a blow, 40 for a lay" is part of her daily vocabulary.
Those shoes are divine though and you can't tell me otherwise. Wait! And she's wearing Chanel! Bootleg Chanel, but who's checking? That Shauna is so classy.
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