October 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
AS IF! Judges in the U.K. love Pete Doherty way too much to send him to jail. Once again Petey dodged a bullet today and was not sentenced to jail. He was given a fine and a suspended custodial sentence. This was for a drunk driving charge from last May. I've lost track on how many damn DUI charges he has. At least a million.
The fine was around $1,000.
Dreamboat will never EVER go to the clink! Trust me! He is above the law and it will stay that way. The day Petey goes to jail is the day I eat my own shit….again. Yes, I think I ate it once when I was little in the bath. Don't act like you've never shit in the bath when you were little and licked it! Ok, I was 23.
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