This Is As Good As The Weave’s Going To Look

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
Brit Brit's weave still looks like the ratty seat on the rattan chair your mother probably has on her porch, but this is looking good for her. At least she brushed the bottom. She brought out more boots for us too! Brit dressed up to buy playground furniture for her boys. They waited in the car with the nanny.
I really hope that dude she's walking with is her next husband. They would be the hottest couple ever. Drools everywhere.
In other BS news. In case you haven't heard, she has an album coming out on Tuesday. Reviews are trickling in. Some dumb whores call it "amazing" and some say not to waste your money. Here's a small rundown:
"Blackout is terrible. Heck, even the title seems like a joke, considering the substance abuse allegations, even if her team tries to explain it away as a reference to "blocking out negativity and embracing life fully." – Newsday
""Blackout," her first studio album in four years, is not only a very good album, it's her best work ever — a triumph, with not a bad song to be found on the 12 tracks." – Associated Press
"Spears needs to keep it grimy, because the alternative is a numbing blandness that makes you think too long about head-scratcher lines such as Heaven on Earth's "I fall off the edge of my mind."" – USA Today
"Poetry it's not. Still, there is something delightfully escapist about Blackout, a perfectly serviceable dance album abundant in the kind of bouncy electro elements that buttressed her hottest hits (''I'm a Slave 4 U,'' ''Toxic''). Say what you will about Spears' personal life, but there's no denying that the girl knows how to have a good time." – EW
I've heard this mess and here's my 9-word review: "Don't buy that shit, but download it for free." Covers all bases.
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