October 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I'm not joking when I say that I seriously saw this outfit in the Barbie section of Toys 'R Us. Why I was in that section is none of your business, but I did see it. Methinks that's where Jordan bought this gorgeous outfit in children's size, of course.
If you're going to wear head-to-toe pussy pink, why the hell would you wear BLACK nail polish?!
Jordan has launched her new line of haircare electricals. Yeah because whenever I see this tranny I think to myself "How can I get natural and beautiful looking hair like that?" You kill a flea-ridden alley cat and throw it on top of your head. That's how you get it!
She needs to take that flat iron and flatten her lips shut for good! Either set of lips is fine. She can choose. I'm generous like that.
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