Hush Money

October 25, 2007 / Posted by:
When FBI raided David Copperfield's warehouse, they reportedly confiscated $2 million in cash. They deny this claim. The National Enquirer claims that David tried to hush the woman accusing him of rape with $2 million.
A friend of the victim said that David invited her to a party in the Bahamas. When the woman got there, the only person at the party was her. That's when David forced himself on her. 
The source said, "After Copperfield had finished with her and left to clean off, the young woman had the presence of mind to use her cell phone to take photos of the crime scene. In order to preserve physical evidence, she says she didn't shower. The next day, she went back home to Seattle, where her mother met her at the airport."
$2 million?!!!! It makes sense. Perhaps this is why other chicks haven't come forward about David. Their silence was bought! $2 mill isn't much to David. He probably spends that a year in hair plugs. So many of you bitches have been writing me saying that David is 100% homo.
My ass doesn't tingle when I see him, but that doesn't mean he's not batting for my team. Maybe this is all some sort of sick way of making him look straight. Either way he's a total sleaze. 
Source: Rush & Molloy
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