Little Man
October 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tommy Cruise allowed Katie Holmes out of her box to attend the German premiere of "Lions For Lambs" tonight. She looks like a made-up corpse. It's no wonder, because Tommy has sucked the life out of her. Now she's just a walking fake smile in a fancy dress.
He's saying to her "smile, slouch, make me look taller, smile, slouch, make me look taller."
Her dress is purty, but it would look sooo much better on Tom and he knows it. One day Tom…one day.
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