Jessica Biel Is A Dumbass

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Biel left a yoga studio in Santa Monica today and instead of heading right to her car, dumb bitch created a scene. She started shouting at the paps to "not get close to her" and "to get a real job." She apparently tried to hit one of them with her umbrella. Um…She-Jessica…Brit Brit did that mooonths ago. Get a new gimmick.
I say this now, because I'm safe behind my computer. There's no way I'd tell it to that lady dude's face. She's built like a pitbull and she'd throw a car at me or something.
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