Fatten Up

October 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Miss England, Georgia Horsley, has been told by her bosses to fatten up if she wants to win the World title. The 20-year old, 128lb pound Georgia is currently on a high-fat diet to increase her weight.
She said, "Miss World judges like naturally curvy girls and don't like the stick-thin women you see on the catwalks.

"They promote healthy eating and I want to help them get that message across, so I'm giving it my all."

How is stuffing your face with chocolate and twinkies promoting good health? Georgia said she's stuffing her face with extra-fatty foods, because she only has a few days to pile on the pounds.

These young girls need to learn one of the most important lessons in life. It's ok to tell people to "Shut the fuck up and die already!"  This is exactly what Georgia needs to say to her bosses. Bitch looks fine! A boy body, but fine! 


Thanks Amos



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